Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
it's like heaven, but drunker
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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