from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
you are never too drunk for berry picking
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
did you just send me my own nude
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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