Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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