Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
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