Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
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