to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
Randomize
