Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
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