I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
I love you. Go after that dick
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
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