I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
My cleaning lady broke my bubbler. It's awkward between us now.
Why?
Because she knows I do drugs and I know she's a clumsy bitch.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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