i wish semen tasted like chocolate
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
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