On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
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