so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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