why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
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Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
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