Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
There's a naked man in my car right now.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
