I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Did we literally take a cab across the street
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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