The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Buhtt sex?
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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