Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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