what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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