Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
did i just pee glitter
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
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