he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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