I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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