Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
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