He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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