this beer tastes like vomit already
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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