Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
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