Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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