I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
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