Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
Never joke about your clitoris.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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