talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
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