Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
Randomize
