I CAN MOONWALK!
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
He passed out mid-signature
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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