I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
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