420 ftw
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
Having Father’s Day on Pride weekend is always so awkward. “Hey dad just calling to say I love you.” While I’m navigating my way through a pop up pool at a bar riding a penis floatie. Happy Father’s Day.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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