I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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