My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
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