Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
I have post one night stand depression
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