I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
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