no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
i think i have herpe
just one?
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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