just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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