My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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