Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
no. you can't hotbox the world.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
Randomize
