At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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