when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
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