I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
I will pee on everything he values.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
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