Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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