Well douche your snatch and let's go!
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
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