This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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