if you like me you must not know who I am
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
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