Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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