yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
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