where's my purse there's an important taco in it
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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