The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
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